What Puns to Put in Funny Valentine’s Cards

words Alexa Wang

Another method of creating a funny Valentine’s card is through the use of Valentine’s day puns. Rather than the direct joke, puns work best in one-liners and do not need excessive notes, although, sometimes they simply complement the main joke. However, it’s quite difficult to come up with a pun that is funny yet easily understandable.

Boomf also has funny Valentine’s Day cards which feature puns and one-liners as the main context. Puns are another category of humor and they are of various types, including food puns, animal puns, science puns and many more. All are available to make your funny Valentine’s cards magnificent.

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Some puns for funny Valentine’s cards

  1. Food puns: Food puns are puns which relate to food, the key joke in the one-liner has to involve a type of food. Some examples are:
  • Are you in love with me cause I yam definitely in love with you? 
  • No matter what I say or write, I can’t fully espresso how much I care for you
  • I’m like ice cream when I’m with you cause I melt so quickly
  • Promise you won’t bake my heart. 
  • I can’t live pie myself so can you come pear with me
  • I’d like to spend thyme with you
  • You and I are mint together
  • I loaf you so much 
  • We’ve bean together for so long. I a-peach-iate you for that
  • I wish you a berry fun Valentine’s day
  1. Animal puns: these are puns that deal with animals, the main component of the joke revolves around an animal. Examples are
  • When I say I love you, I’m not lion. 
  • You are so deer to me
  • No bunny can take you from me
  • I can’t bear seeing you with otter people. 
  • Will you bee my valentine
  • I moose you a lot
  • Let’s seal this Valentine’s day with a date
  • You dog my heart out and stole it
  • This is one of the best Valentine’s I’ve herd
  • I’m hopping to see you again. 
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  1. Science puns:  a science pun has to deal with making jokes using scientific terms as the main backbone of the joke. A science certificate pun works best for our science-loving friends and partners. Examples are
  • You’re so sweet, even pi can’t compare
  • Right now my world revolves around you
  • You radiate so much love and joy
  • You are worth more than Au
  • Our chemistry is almost explosive
  • You’re such acute-y
  • I wish to see you every 24 hours. 
  • My love for you is like the sun, it keeps burning bright
  • Being with you feels so right like a 90° angle
  • I miss you whenever you argon
  1. Nature puns: are puns which deal with nature and how the environment relates, basically integrating the environment into the joke. It is one of the best types of puns for funny Valentine’s cards as it is easy to understand. Examples are
  • We’re Like lichen, you and me living together
  • I’m in pine whenever you are away
  • Promise to never leaf me alone
  • You are my rock
  • What a tree-mendous valentine
  • I wool follow you anywhere
  • Stretch your palm to me because I’m frond of you
  • I love your ice
  • My love for you is deep-rooted
  • Let’s believe in each other
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Puns bring a lot of fun to funny Valentine’s cards as it works with the mind. There is a sense of fulfillment when a pun has been cracked and the deeper meaning has been gotten. A smile almost always comes to the face of the reader. Try putting more puns in your funny Valentine’s cards and see the difference.


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